Clean Jokes for Everyone
価格： ￥0
カテゴリ： Kindle版
Clean Jokes for Everyone contains the most hilarious jokes in the world. These witty jokes are guaranteed to make anyone laugh.
With over 100 of the most creative jokes, Clean Jokes for Everyone is a cult classic among comics.
Clean Jokes for Everyone includes:
- Clean Short Jokes
- Clean Jokes for Kids
- Clean One Liner Jokes
- Clean Clean Blonde Jokes
- and the best and funniest Clean Jokes
Clean Joke Example 1:
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
What is it?
A Last Name.
Clean Joke Example 2:
John was riding his brand new bike down the block when he knocked over an old lady. "You clumsy idiotic boy!" fumed the lady as she struggled to her feet. "Don't you know how to ride a bike?" "Of course I do," replied John. "I just don't know how to use the horn!"
Clean Joke Example 3:
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny
going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
With over 100 of the most creative jokes, Clean Jokes for Everyone is a cult classic among comics.
Clean Jokes for Everyone includes:
- Clean Short Jokes
- Clean Jokes for Kids
- Clean One Liner Jokes
- Clean Clean Blonde Jokes
- and the best and funniest Clean Jokes
Clean Joke Example 1:
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
What is it?
A Last Name.
Clean Joke Example 2:
John was riding his brand new bike down the block when he knocked over an old lady. "You clumsy idiotic boy!" fumed the lady as she struggled to her feet. "Don't you know how to ride a bike?" "Of course I do," replied John. "I just don't know how to use the horn!"
Clean Joke Example 3:
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny
going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?