How would you like to be the most persuasive man in the world?

When Craig is woken up by those words in the middle of the night, he's tempted to hang up the phone and go back to bed. But his best friend, the gorgeous, nerdy researcher Yulia, has made a breakthrough - she's analyzed the voices of the most potent, powerful speeches in history and found a way to give their power to an individual, making them one hundred times more persuasive than anyone in history...but she can't use it on herself!

Suddenly Craig can convince any girl to do anything with just the flimsiest of arguments, and his world changes forever! Yulia becomes his devoted girlfriend, the sports bar downtown becomes a wild strip club housing his personal harem, and one of the most powerful women in the world becomes his submissive bimbo plaything! But when a sinister advertising agency tries to use Craig's powers for evil, can he stop them from turning the entire world into brainwashed zombies – and turning his own harem against him?