Why should it matter if I'm still single? 

I'm a high flying, independent woman, embracing life to the full and living the dream.

So I pack my suitcase, stock up on Piz Buin and don my designer shades for a fun-packed week with my four best friends.

 

However, when a man who wouldn't look out of place on a Kindle Cover saunters into view, everything changes. Suddenly, every fantasy I've ever had returns to haunt me leaving me a crazy, stalkerish mess.

 

What follows is a week of life-changing events that will have you reaching for the tissues while trying to decide whether to laugh or cry. 

Cue one crazy trip that will have you grabbing your passports and heading out to join the fun.

Warning! This story contains a shipload of hot sailors, mountains of tequila, some dodgy Abba songs and lots of questionable decisions.