Rory and Tess:
I completely lost it.
I'm lucky I wasn't suspended considering I'm a Detective.
I roasted that strangers perfect bottom when I caught her sleeping on the park bench, three times in one week.
Then I impounded her car and carted her off to my mothers.
Now every time I look at her I think - Finders/Keepers
I'll never be able to let her go

Bridget and Dell:
He's an attractive, well-mannered, and inexperienced geek.
A 'project' boyfriend is just what I need,
Someone I can mold into the perfect guy.
He's helpless against my skills and with a name like Delbert,
I bet disciplining a woman has never crossed his mind.
As long as I can keep him away from my brothers influence,
I'll have him wrapped around my finger in no time. Or not?