This book contains the following three fictional stories depicting the corporal punishment of schoolgirls within American schools:

The Principal's Son: Pretty twelfth grade student, Kirsten, is in Saturday School detention for skipping class, after which she plans on going on a date with her boyfriend. Following a previous detention for skipping class, she'd gone over her father's knee for a particularly painful bare bottom spanking with a hairbrush. This time, however, she intends to make sure he won't hear about it by sneaking into the admin office and removing the details of her detention from the school's computer. Unfortunately, she is caught red-handed by the Principal's son who, after some pleading on her part, agrees to paddle her himself in return for not telling his father about her misdemeanour.

Cellphones are a Pain in the Butt!: When Mr Womack's English lesson is interrupted not once but twice by eighteen-year-old Jodi's cellphone, he decides that a paddling is in order. But when he later learns that she has lied to him, her sentence is increased to 'three licks for three days' which means she has two further paddlings to follow. On the third and final day, Jodi tries to minimise the effects of her punishment by wearing thick quilted ski-pants to school. However, Mr Womack waits until she is in her cheerleader uniform after school before administering the last of her paddlings.

Classroom Disruption: When two eleventh grade girls, Ellie and Kirsty, disrupt Miss Rosenbaum's class by repeatedly giggling and talking and are caught passing obscene notes about her, she sends for Mr Weston, who has a reputation for being a strict disciplinarian and a particularly vigorous wielder of the paddle, as both girls soon discover to their cost!