HILARIOUS FARTING UNICORN KEYCHAIN: Magic Fartz is a very special unicorn with some serious digestive problems.He's been eating too many rainbows and now his little unicorn guts are in trouble.Luckily we were there to capture the noises, and now we're bringing them to you.
SIX MAGICAL FART SOUNDS: At the touch of a button, you can hear the unique sound of six different unicorn farts, with some words of wisdom sprinked in too.With Magic Fartz, there's a magical unicorn "thunder from down under" for every occasion.
TAKE IT EVERYWHERE YOU GO: You never know when you'll need some Magic Fartz unicorn magic in your life.With the attached keychain, you can take the joy and wonder of unicorn farting everywhere.Enjoy it while conducting major surgery, at a funeral, or while sitting in US Congress!
KIDS LOVE IT: What really delights a child.The thought of world peace.A life free of pain or worries.Winning the lottery.All of these joys fade into nothingness when compared to having unicorn farts in your pocket.With Magic Fartz, you'll be the funniest mom, dad, uncle or aunt in the world.
100% HILARITY GUARANTEE: If you don't crack up laughing when you hear these magical fart noises, then we don't know what kind of person you are, but just send it back to us and we'll give you every penny of your money back anyway, you soulless creature