“Funny English” is about all the funny mistakes made by Japanese in English. This is the first volume in a series of books covering the 200+ most common mistakes made by Japanese in English. Each volume will contain 10 or 30 funny mistakes of various kinds with helpful grammar and vocabulary corrections that will improve your English. (Funny English 1-2-3, Funny English 4-5-6, and others are also available here on Amazon Japan.)

These 300+ funny mistakes have been collected over the course of teaching English to thousands of students of all ages in Japan for 13+ years.

Many of the mistakes are the result of outdated or incorrect textbooks used in the Japanese educational system. Others are mistakes resulting from poor Japanese-English dictionaries, as well as attempts to directly translate from Japanese to English.

Here are all of the ten incorrect, funny English examples from the table of contents:

NUMBER ONE: “You had better go to Yoyogi Park.
NUMBER TWO: “My boss is troublesome.”
NUMBER THREE: “Can you drink beer?”
NUMBER FOUR: “Teach me her name.”
NUMBER FIVE: “I’ll buy a carton of beer.”
NUMBER SIX: “Did you see the thunder last night?”
NUMBER SEVEN: “I got a full score.”
NUMBER EIGHT: “Did you go swimming while vacation?”
NUMBER NINE: “The coffee is service.”
NUMBER TEN: “I had dog.”

This series is an educational book that is very funny as well as helpful to English students in Japan and all over the world.

If you are not Japanese, this is a very funny slice of Japanese culture and their use of English.

If you are Japanese and you would like to eliminate very common mistakes and improve your English, this is the book for you!